The Shareholders

Byrnne is not even part of the space anymore, but since his face is the largest part of the front page we figured we would include him here. He has left the toast collective, rarely shows up to kickball games and when he does, its only to taunt us with his really cool new bike, but he hasn't left our hearts. We all hope he eventually reaches vaginaville, godspeed Brynne!

Jmeg is who dug your yard looking for grubs while you were sleeping. This guy wipes his ass with sandpaper and pisses on danger. He also paints, silkscreens and rides his suzuki motorbike like jaguar. Best known for his Star Wars paintings on black velvet series and his rugs made out of old climbing rope, but around the toast collective he was known as the guy who cleans up the place

Charlie is the guy who tries to keep this project going... A good example of how things work at the toast collective is this f*@#ing bio page: Charlie sends a nice request to the Toast Collective tenants for a short bio about each of them... Waits for 3 weeks, then ends up writing every single one of them. These people suck, but Charlie considers them good friends. At the end of the day Charlie is part Québécois part American and pretty much all hairy.

Kyle has a beard. The beard has a Kyle. Not much is known about them since they are kind of quiet and keep to themselves. Sometimes the beard will give birth to things...Things like Claude LeChat. Sometimes Kyle will try and eat the beard, but he will fail. They spend lots of time together in a darkroom developping photographs. They get props for painting the space and guarding the entrance more than anyone else.

Jared makes as good first impression, but a disastrous second and third. Althougth he's good with wood, he has trouble with not saying incredibly asshole things. We all owe him big time for making the bar fit and getting us the porno couch. It has become clear that Jared wanted to take ballet lessons in the space but was unable to share his newfound enthusiasm for this activity with the rest of us...

Kathryn is able to share a space with 5 guys that smell like dirty dudes. She once made out with the beard, but has since sobered up. Recently, she opened a bank account for us and now takes care of financials, which basically means that she calls Charlie on the last day of the month to let him know she can't bring the rent cheque on the first. She recently saved the toast and is putting it all on the line, praise Kat